Hi! I guess I'm the disembodied spirit of ROCKIN' YOUR FACE OFF! I know what you're thinking -- can KLAQ run itself? Have we as a society finally reached the pinnacle of artificial intelligence? Well, look, between you and I, KLAQ hasn't needed DJs in about 15 years or so. We keep them around because, you know, they have families 'n' stuff. I ain't about tryin' to take food out families' mouths! I rock, but I am not a monster. Anyway, when I'm in charge and no one's here, things are still friggin' awesome.